Long ago, there was an old lady
who had a naughty kitty and doggy.
If they fought, she would say, “Stop that now!”
And it was always kitty who she would hug and hold
The kitty would say, “sorry, doggy.”
Meow, meow, meow, meeeeeeow
Me-me-me-meow, meow, meow, woof, wo-woof, woooooof
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woooof, woof
Meee, meee, meee, meee, meee, meeeow
Meee, meee, meeeow
Like, like, I like you, meow
Meow, meow, meow, bark, bark, baaaark
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, meeeeeow
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Meeeeeow, me, me, me, meeeeeow
Kitty stole doggy’s food, and got hit by a doggy punch
Kitty’s toy got roughed up and chewed to pieces
Doggy peeked over and wagged his tail with joy
Doggy was so mean, but
One day kitty realized, doggy wasn’t mean at all, meow
When kitty gets so mad, doggy is all smiles
But kitty secretly steals doggy’s food, meow
Hey doggy, I’m sorry for today
And I’m sorry for tomorrow
For always being so mean, I’m so very sorry
And even then, you always forgive me
Actually (woof woof!) So very (meow meow!)
I hope doggy knows how much I like him?
Meow, meow, meow, meeeeeeow
Me-me-me-meow, meow, meow, woof, wo-woof, woooooof
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woooof, woof
Meee, meee, meee, meee, meee, meeeow
Meee, meee, meeeow
Like, like, I like you, meow
Meow, meow, meow, bark, bark, baaaark
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, meeeeeow
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Meeeeeow, me, me, me, meeeeeow
On that day, a new kitty – me – came to stay
And that day, doggy barked so loud
I was separated from my mama
I just cried and felt so alone
So I went over to rub rub rub
and play around with doggy
That made doggy just so very happy
And now, we’re one big happy family, meow!
Hey doggy, I’m sorry for today
And I’m sorry for tomorrow
For always trying to bother you so, I’m sorry
Even though, always, you take care of me
Actually (woof woof!) So very (meow meow!)
I hope doggy knows how much I like them?
The old lady took a look
at doggy and kitty and said,
“If you get love,
Give back that love 6 times more
You know what, 8 times more is better
It’ll keep you busy, but do your best!”
I’m sorry for today
And I’m sorry for tomorrow
For always being so mean, I’m so very sorry
And even then, you always forgive me
That’s right! (woof, woof!) First things first (meow, meow!)
I need to tell you how much I like you now!