(Dadan! dadan! dadan! dadan!)
“Youkoso, shinshishukujo no mina-san.
Watashi no na wa daikaitou haro happii!
Koyoi mo kimi no moto e to hase sanjiyou.
Nozomu kagiri, doko e datte……。
Saa, watashi no karei naru shoo wo tokuto goran are!”
Yoru ga otozure tsuki kagayakeba
Doko kara tomonaku arawareru kage
Hoshikuzu matou kami nabikasete
Manto hirugaeseba on suteeji!
(Dadan!) kakushi kirenai miwaku no oora
(Dadan!) bara mo terete sara ni akaku nacchau!
(Dadan!) tsumi na yatsu sa sono shoutai wa
Nazo ni tsutsumareteruu!!
Nusumenai mono wa nani hitotsu nasshingu☆
Meiga ya houseki mo kimi sae mo itadaku!
(Du♪ dubidiba♪)
Sono hito wa…!
It’s show time!!!
Kaitou haro happii!
Haro happii happii!
Haro happii!
Haro happii happii!
Keshite daremo kizutsukenai
Seigi no kaitou haro happii!
Kaitou haro happii!
Haro happii happii!
Haro happii!
Haro happii happii!
Namida wo nusumu kawari ni sumairu☆foo yuu!!
(Dadan! dadan! dadan! dadan!)
Surari to nobita nagai teashi de
Takumi ni ayatsuru kazukazu no majikku
Toranpu ga mai hato wa tobi dashi
Sora mo jikan made mo kontorooru!
(Dadan!) oi kakereba oi tsumerare
(Dadan!) miyaburenai kanpeki hensou de
(Dadan!) ato sukoshi no tokoro de esukeepu!
Kitai wa uragiranaai!
Masuku ni oowareta kanbi na hitomi de
Mitsumerarereba mou ichikoro sa
Foorin rabu?!
(Itsu no ma ni ka mebae dasu tokubetsu na kono kizuna)
“Fufufu, itsu datte kimi no haato ni wa watashi ga iru yo.
Shibashi no wakare mo kanashimanai de okure.
Kimi ni niau no wa namida ja naku, “egao” nan dakara sa”
Kaitou sugi saru (ato ni shiawase)
Nikumenai no sa (kiza na serifu mo)
Du♪ dubidiba♪ (muchuu ni naaru!)
Who are you?!?!
Daremo shiranai nanimono ka
Dakara koso miryokuteki
Toriko ni naru sekaijuu ga!
Kaitou haro happii!
Haro happii happii!
Haro happii!
Haro happii happii!
Keshite daremo kizutsukenai
Seigi no kaitou haro happii!
Kaitou haro happii!
Haro happii happii!
Haro happii!
Haro happii happii!
Saikou no entaateinaa!
Sono hito wa! (dadan!)
Sono hito wa! (dadan!)
Kaitou haro happii!!
(Dadan! dadan! dadan! dadan!)
Ashita wa sekai no doko ni arawaru?!
Daikaitou haro happii!!
