An anomaly they call the Internet Angel
Is theorized to be an organic source of alternating light!
An adorable illumination of pink peace!
A complex of every transparent account

Can’t stand this abomination known as our “reality”
I’ll make you forget about it, aren’t I so charitable?
Oh, but don’t tell those selfish adults, okay?
Everything is all right, you can trust me, lol

Burn social media, unplug your shit and leave
Everybody, follow me! We’re going to the ocean!
Let’s all quit the internet!
Go!

I see you faking that you knew
Pretending like you’ve got a clue
But you don’t
Oh, what is sadness really like?
A lonely, solitary life…
Can you hear me now?

If you could reach right through your screen
Could you escape and come back clean?
It’s a loop
And I’d choose night over the day
But it’s so cold when it’s just me
Hold me close to you

To be honest, I bet I could be happy if I really tried
But I can’t stop pretending like I’m not

Haters are irrelevant! Gachikoi are whatever
Even as a workaholic you’re going straight to hell
Actually, I bet I’m already there
Likes and validation get you far there apparently

If you’re hypocritically, you’re getting really fast
If your love could pierce, getting really hard to bear
Damn! I’ve really lost it!
Addicted to this internet shit show
I’m a goner, right?

FUCK YOU!

I’m drowning deep in ecstasy
While flying high on Myslee
A darkened room, a brightened screen
Held captive by anxiety
I’m begging someone kill me, please
Hold on, I’m still to scared to die
Wishing the sun would never rise
Just wanna end me
LIKE HOLY FUCK I’M GOING MENTAL!!!

Despite all the hardships
I’ll soldier on through the flames with all my nerds!
I want us to witness something you can’t find anywhere else
Beneath the dark underbelly of the internet
Poisoned radio waves are falling like beautiful snow

I finally went to see a therapist
She told me “Easy, just get off the internet”
But the idea of never seeing you guys again hurt me deeply
Who gives a shit about the real world, things are fine here!

I can still remember the day I started getting followers
Finally feeling validated by strangers put me on cloud nine
Oh what the hell, nothing matters anyway!!! Repeat after me
INTERNET IS FUCKING AWESOME

Rushing through me is ecstasy
Lovely dreams brought through heavenly Myslee
Yearn for your immaterial touch
Swim in cyber euphoria, internet boy

Heartbreak, sorrows, twirl & cascade
In the darkness surrounding the internet game
Your my shoulder to cry on, so smile’s what I’ll do
Promise now I’ll remain your internet girl
Don’t go…

There’s a glowing blue monitor across this world
The savior of all shut-ins and freaks
This is my mission
I’m the Internet Angel after all