It’s 2023, Year of the Rabbit
It only comes once every 12 years,
so there’s no way I’m going to miss this chance!
The time has come to initiate the Human Rabbitality Project!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Human Rabbitality Project!
Firstly! Bread and rice shall be replaced by sugary pe-carrot
Secondly! Pekolish shall become the global pekommunication standard
Thirdly! Walking shall be pekoutlawed in favor of bunny hopping
Hmm… That one’s a bit much, so pekonly do it if you want to
Humanity’s been around for thousands of years
Evolved a bit too much and now it’s 20xx
The Earth is looking kinda beat too
Aren’t you people feeling sad down there?
I say it’s time to reject your humanity
And become rabbits, all of you
Don’t worry too much about it
Fly to the moon and turn those thoughts into cheese or something
Prepare yourselves, humans! Time for you to turn into rabbits!
Aaah ha ha ha!
Hop hop hop hop hophophop
Hop straight into the future!
No need to worry where you’ll land because I’m here for you
Hop hop hop hop hophophop
If you jump with all you got
You can breach the atmosphere in a cinch. Hi there, space people!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Human Rabbitality Project!
Being human seems like a pain
Today’s news is as depressing as ever
Don’t you feel like becoming a rabbit by now?
“Being a Rabbit! We Love It!”
No more debt, no more taxes (Rabbit!)
Lower rent for everyone (Rabbit!)
Worldwide peace! (Rabbit!)
“Being a Rabbit! We Love It!”
Peko Peko Pekori
No need to let your head hang, you see
Look up and be proud of yourself
Laugh it all off and accept who you are
Peko Peko Pekora
Lalalalala, sing your heart out!
Everyone together now!
La lalala lala Pekora
La lalala lala Pekora
La lalala lala Pekora
La lalala lala Pekora!
Bunnies die when they get lonely
So let’s stick together
It’s a peko-romise!
Hop hop hop hop hophophop
Hop straight into the future!
No need to worry where you’ll land because I’m here for you
Hop hop hop hop hophophop
If you jump with all you got
You can warp space-time if you want. Hey there, people of the future!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Human Rabbitality Project!
Aaah ha ha ha!