It’s 2023, Year of the Rabbit
It only comes once every 12 years,
so there’s no way I’m going to miss this chance!

The time has come to initiate the Human Rabbitality Project!

Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Human Rabbitality Project!

Firstly! Bread and rice shall be replaced by sugary pe-carrot
Secondly! Pekolish shall become the global pekommunication standard
Thirdly! Walking shall be pekoutlawed in favor of bunny hopping
Hmm… That one’s a bit much, so pekonly do it if you want to

Humanity’s been around for thousands of years
Evolved a bit too much and now it’s 20xx
The Earth is looking kinda beat too
Aren’t you people feeling sad down there?

I say it’s time to reject your humanity
And become rabbits, all of you
Don’t worry too much about it
Fly to the moon and turn those thoughts into cheese or something

Prepare yourselves, humans! Time for you to turn into rabbits!
Aaah ha ha ha!

Hop hop hop hop hophophop
Hop straight into the future!
No need to worry where you’ll land because I’m here for you

Hop hop hop hop hophophop
If you jump with all you got
You can breach the atmosphere in a cinch. Hi there, space people!

Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Human Rabbitality Project!

Being human seems like a pain
Today’s news is as depressing as ever
Don’t you feel like becoming a rabbit by now?
“Being a Rabbit! We Love It!”

No more debt, no more taxes (Rabbit!)
Lower rent for everyone (Rabbit!)
Worldwide peace! (Rabbit!)
“Being a Rabbit! We Love It!”

Peko Peko Pekori
No need to let your head hang, you see
Look up and be proud of yourself
Laugh it all off and accept who you are

Peko Peko Pekora
Lalalalala, sing your heart out!
Everyone together now!

La lalala lala Pekora
La lalala lala Pekora
La lalala lala Pekora
La lalala lala Pekora!

Bunnies die when they get lonely
So let’s stick together
It’s a peko-romise!

Hop hop hop hop hophophop
Hop straight into the future!
No need to worry where you’ll land because I’m here for you

Hop hop hop hop hophophop
If you jump with all you got
You can warp space-time if you want. Hey there, people of the future!

Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
Human Rabbitality Project!

Aaah ha ha ha!

時は2023　卯年
12年に一度しかない
このチャンスを逃してなるものか

今こそ　全人類兎化計画を遂行する！！

ねーうし　とら　う　うーうーうー！
ねーうし　とら　う　うーうーうー！
ねーうし　とら　う　うーうーうー！
全人類　兎化計画！

一つ！　主食は糖度の高いにんじんとするぺこ！
一つ！　公用語はぺこ語で統一するぺこ！
一つ！　移動はいつでもうさぎ跳びで行くぺこ！
…。それはしんどいからしたいやつだけするぺこ！

人類爆誕　何千年
進化すぎちゃった　20xx
地球もひーひー言ってるし
なーんか　雰囲気悪くない？

ここはおひとつ　人間卒業
みんなでうさぎに　なっちゃって
むずーいことは　コネコネしちゃって
月で　餅でもつきましょや

さあ　人間ども　今こそ兎になるのだぁ！
あーっっははっはは…

ぴょん　ぴょん　ぴょん　ぴょん　ぴょぴょんぴょん
ぴょんって　未来　跳び出せ！
足元も　確かめず　跳んだその先で　待ってるよ

ぴょん　ぴょん　ぴょん　ぴょん　ぴょぴょんぴょん
ぴょんって　思い切りジャンプしたら
大気圏も余裕で突破　宇宙の皆様こんにちはー！

ねーうし　とら　う　うーうーうー！
ねーうし　とら　う　うーうーうー！
ねーうし　とら　う　うーうーうー！
全人類　兎化計画！

人間ってなんだか大変
今日もニュース見て　うんざり
そろそろうさぎを始めませんか？
“Be Usagi! We Love It!”

無担保　非課税(USAGI)
家賃補助あり(USAGI)
戦争撲滅！(USAGI)
“Be Usagi! We Love It!”

ぺこ　ぺこ　ぺこり
頭　下げてないで
視線はうえ！　自信持って
自分は自分！って笑っちゃお

ぺこ　ぺこ　ぺこら
ららららって　歌いとばせ！
みんなで　せーの！

らーらららーらら　ぺこーら
らーらららーらら　ぺこーら
らーらららーらら　ぺこーら
らーらららーらら　ぺーこーらー

寂しすぎたら　死んじゃう生き物さ
だから一緒にいようね！
約束だぺこ！

ぴょん　ぴょん　ぴょん　ぴょん　ぴょぴょんぴょん
ぴょんって　未来　跳び出せ！
足元も　確かめず　跳んだその先で　待ってるよ

ぴょん　ぴょん　ぴょん　ぴょん　ぴょぴょんぴょん
ぴょんって　思い切りジャンプしたら
時空さえも歪めてなんぼ　未来の皆様こんにちはー！

ねーうし　とら　う　うーうーうー！
ねーうし　とら　う　うーうーうー！
ねーうし　とら　う　うーうーうー！
全人類　兎化計画！

あーっっははっはは…