¡Hola! Hello, guys! Konnichiwa!
Mousey’s come to jam with you and the whole universe~!
Even if you’re watching your oshi’s stream
Take a moment and come liven it up at this Baka Party!
(Uno! Dos! Tres!)

WAIFU JAM😈
We party till we’re sick of it
We mess all around Ay-yay-yay!
WAIFU JAM😈
We got this goddamn Kawaii
Let’s all shout at once Ay-yay-yay
We just jam

Everyone, raise your hands
Everyone, shred your keyboards
Everyone, it’s time to jam
One! Two! Three! Four!
WAIFU JAM😈 (All at once!)

DANCE DANCE DANCE (Hai hai)
NICE NICE NICE (Yatta!)
KISS KISS KISS (Hai hai)
WAIFU WA-WA-WA WAIFU JAM😈

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha y’all otaku gonna do?
When an anime demon waifu queen mouse girl appears to you (Waa)
VShojo’s in the house
Come and get some of this GINORMOUS love spreading throughout the internet ❤
I don’t know how to twerk, but I don’t fucking care
C’mon, jam! C’mon, bop! It’s time to simp! ❤ (Ohhh)
We may fail in gacha game, but we love anime
Gather up, Mousey’s where the action’s at! (Yeah)

When you fall into the hole (When we fall in)
There’s no more escape (A rabbit hole)
Don’t look away (Stare into my eyes)
Now, hold me tight!

WAIFU JAM😈
Dance like you’ve got wings
Hype it up to infinity Ay-yay-yay
WAIFU JAM😈
All night long, let’s watch me dance
When you’re ready, join me Ay-yay-ya-ah

Everyday we’re rocking this party
From “ohayou” to “oyasumi”
From dusk till dawn
Don’t stop your moe feelin’
‘Cuz anime waifu loves you
So, we gonna party more! We gonna sing! We gonna DANCE!
One! Two! Three! Four! Waifu! Jam!
Drop this!

SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI (Let’s do it)
HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI (Yatta!)
KAWAII KAWAII KAWAII (Let’s do it)
We need kawaii for real
Uuu~! Amazing!
WAIFU JAM😈