The phenomenon called internet angel
Is one postulated, organic alternating-current-lamp
Adorable rainbow illumination (Peace!)
(A complex of all transparent accounts)
This disgusting, icky-yucky shithole of a reality
Will all be wiped from your minds by the angel of charity, me!
Oh, but don’t tell any of the adults, okay?
Everything’s going to be all right, don’t be afraid now
Now log off all your social media and we’ll go see the ocean together
LET’S ALL QUIT THE INTERNET!
You pretend to understand, but you know nothing, do you?
Oh, what is sadness, really, now? What do you think loneliness is? Are you listening?
Can you all interact with me, but also get away from me? On it loops…
My favorite time of day is night, but it gets so cold by myself… Someone hold me please.
TBH I know I can be happy,
but I can’t stop pretending I’m not
I won’t let the haters get to me! I won’t suck up to my fanatics!
No matter how much work I put in,
I know I’m going straight to hell
Nah, I’m probably in one of the circles already
Likes are the best lawyer in hell
The hypocrite’s trap of the spider’s thread
But even as the pain takes over
I can’t tear myself away from the internet!
GO MAD!
Running through my body is ecstasy, melting down my throat is Myslee
My screen illuminates the dark, bathing me in anxiety
Can someone come and kill me please… Wait, no, I still don’t wanna die
Can the sun just never rise again?
I’m dying! Kill! Me! My head is gonna f*ckin explode!!!!!1
Despite everything, I’ll wade through the chaos with all my nerds
We’ll bear witness to something that can only be found there
From that terrifying, disturbed internet
These poison radio waves fall like beautiful snow
I went and got a therapist
When I went to see them, they told me to “get off the internet”
But when I imagined never seeing any of you guys again, I felt so hurt
I don’t care what happens in the real world; I like it here.
I still remember the first day I started to gain followers
Knowing people saw me and cared about me felt so comfy
Oh, who cares about anything anymore. One, two!
The internet’s the f*ckin best!
I can feel the swell of ecstasy. Deliver me to sweet dreams, dear Myslee
I feel you at my fingertips; swimming through the cyberspace, my internet boy
The sorrow twirls and descends as the internet game plays in the dark
I smile as I rest my head on you… Don’t ever forget your internet girl. Promise?
(OMG plz! fckn ded! bump thread! sure is summer here! kita━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!
anon! kys! nonnie! megalul!
newfriend! go lurk more! hey anon can we kiss!
nice digits! topkek! THIS SO MUCH!)
(kms! ITT! pic unrelated! dropped pic!
i don’t speak moonrunes! get back in the basement!
OMG plz! fckn ded! bump thread! sure is summer here! kita━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!
nice digits! topkek! THIS SO MUCH!)
Through the blue light of the world’s monitors
It is my mission to heal the loneliness of all nerds
For I am the internet angel