Your face is all black and blue, reaching home dead tired today, too
What those guys have done to you, well that’s just some shitty bullying

Hey Joe, go learn some martial arts down in the nooks and crannies of Chinatown
Just believe in yourself and leap out

Once half a year and three days went by, you could feel the Force
And delivered those guys a solid punch in an abandoned back alley

Hey Joe, you really got your payback, but this isn’t a kung-fu flick
You shouldn’t have gone so far as to take their lives

君の顔はアザだらけ　今日もぐったり家に着く
奴らが君にしたことは　そりゃもう　くそ“イジメ”ってやつだった

ヘイジョー　マーシャルアーツを習えよ　チャイナタウンの隅で
さあほら自分を信じて飛び出せよ

半年と３日も過ぎれば　君はフォースだって感じとり
人気ない路地裏で奴らに　一発おみまいしてやった

ヘイジョー　報われただろう　だけどさ　カンフー映画みたいに
奴らの命まで奪っちゃだめだったな