Tonight’s argument, you know,
Let’s talk about romance
With the energy of a comedy show
I’ll be the MC
And you’ll be on the dais
The theme: daily frustrations
Let’s get started
Hey, if we argue, we’ll end up yelling at each other, right?
But in the end, we always make up
I want us to laugh off our petty disagreements
Like on a Sunday variety show
The one who’s angry will act as the host
Let’s start by introducing our grievances
The one who caused the anger will provide the punchline
Make sure to include an apology and a plan for improvement
Tonight’s argument, you know,
Let’s talk about romance
With the energy of a comedy show
You’ll be the MC
And I’ll be on the dais
The theme: daily frustrations.
Let’s get started
Let’s avoid destroying important things in a moment of emotion
Let’s make sure it doesn’t get canceled
Let’s envelop each other in understanding
For a peaceful and reassuring fight ceremony
Our script has no end
Let’s support each other and argue as many times as needed
The two of us, with plenty of material, are regulars
Make sure to include love in our promises
Tonight’s argument, you know,
Even our differences in values
Let’s show them without cutting out the difficulties
Editing: I’ll handle it
Broadcasting: You’re in charge
The theme: daily frustrations
Let’s get started
By the way, I heard we’re getting a prime-time slot next month
We’ve got a natural gift, they say
Hey, listen, I’m not joking
I’m thinking about our future together
If there’s something bothering you, let’s
Hold back our anger and
Spend our time talking with smiles
Tonight’s argument, you know,
Let’s talk about romance
With the energy of a comedy show
I’ll be the MC
And you’ll be on the dais
The theme: daily frustrations
Let’s get started