Thank you for deciding to acquire me.
Please be sure to read and comply with this instruction manual prior to any use
And treat me correctly and kindly.
Please acknowledge that we do not accept returns or exchanges for one of a kind items.
There may be times when my mood suddenly sours.
I will get upset if you do not attend to me then
Even though I won’t answer when you ask what’s wrong.
I’m sorry for all of the trouble.
But at those time do not give up
And please try to stick with me.
I will last longer if you compliment me periodically.
Do notice the small changes
Like my freshly manicured nails.
Pay attention to me.
But you don’t need to notice the unnecessary details
Like how I’ve gained some weight.
If ever I get a little old and worn out
And your eyes start to wonder,
Please remember the day
When we first met.
I look forward to being with you.
I’m far from perfect but please accept that with a smile.
Treasure me always
Because I have a lifetime warranty.
It may surprise you that
Even a small flower can make my heart twinge.
Small presents on ordinary days will be effective.
It’s important that you have good taste.
But, however short or inarticulate it is,
A letter will always make me the happiest.
If I ever become wet with tears
Wipe them away with care
Hold me tight
Because only you can fix me.
I look forward to being with you.
I’m far from perfect but nod and smile.
Treasure me always
Because I have a lifetime warranty.
Bring me on trips from time to time.
Prepare fancy dinners on our anniversaries.
Don’t say you’re not the type
And escort me like a gentleman.
Accept all of me
With a wide heart and a lot of love.
I look forward to being with you.
I’m far from perfect but please accept that with a smile.
Treasure me always
Because I have a lifetime warranty.