Thanks for waiting! Here we are!
You never know where we’re gonna show up next!
Forgive us for standing out so much
Anywhere near or far, Charismas are in the house!

At the love-making art museum
The WSA is in the house—that’s me!
I’m utterly intoxicated by the statues right now
If I had to make a comparison, it’s like the sublime Dhatūra

If they exuded allure as easily as I breathe
This place would already be a famous sex spot
You could absorb it from the art indiscriminately
An enchanting floral pheromonal climax

Thanks for waiting! Here we are!
You never know where we’re gonna show up next!
Forgive us for standing out so much
Anywhere near or far, Charismas are in the house!

There’s a lot to learn at this practical firefighting exercise
When Mr. Rikai is in the house!
Everyone line up! At ease! Attention!
Count off! 1, 2, 3

No matter the situation, this is my domain
Everyone, salute!
Elbows level with your shoulders
Don’t resist! Always obey the law
I’ll make sure they learn by my example
March forth with pride! Let them see how hard you’ve worked! Pay close attention!

Thanks for waiting! Here we are!
You never know where we’re gonna show up next!
Forgive us for standing out so much
Anywhere near or far, Charismas are in the house!

I traveled through time and ended up here
In the middle of the desert, here I am in the house!
I spy with my little eye… a great pyramid?
Wait, they’re building it by hand?

They’re moving those heavy stones individually
Carrying and laying them one by one…
I’d love to join in!
Please give me lots of ludicrously large
And laborious loads to languish under!
Now I get to be a slave for all eternity! Yes! Henlooo!

Thanks for waiting! Here we are!
You never know where we’re gonna show up next!
Forgive us for standing out so much
Anywhere near or far, Charismas are in the house!

Amidst the hustle and bustle of the world, I dive into the brain
Inside the mental world, I am in the house!
I travel from concept to concept, hop from idea to idea
Humans are… very interesting indeed

Inside the mind overflowing with personal interests
Is where good and evil jumble together at an intersection
How do you tell the difference between right and wrong?
Hmm… I guess my next target is you

Thanks for waiting! Here we are!
You never know where we’re gonna show up next!
Forgive us for standing out so much
Anywhere near or far, Charismas are in the house!

Within the neverending vastness of the infinite universe
The pioneer of beauty, Terra, is in the house!
I’ve long since surpassed the limits of “superhuman”
I’m a rare and noble presence

Now, pamper me to the heavens
Illuminate me with your light, stars above
I’m taking the galactic stage
So make sure you get a good observation of Terra, yes?

Thanks for waiting! Here we are!
You never know where we’re gonna show up next!
Forgive us for standing out so much
Anywhere near or far, Charismas are in the house!

I dunno what kinda gathering this is supposed to be
But I’m here, in the house!
Huh? Which idiot said I’m not invited?
(Hmph) Well, now I gotta go no matter what

Whoops, guess I ended up in a meeting of some mysterious organization
Huh? You want me to join?! The answer is ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Then I gotta leave?!
Fine, I’m gonna take this place by force then!
Bring it on! Raaah!

Thanks for waiting! Here we are!
You never know where we’re gonna show up next!
Forgive us for standing out so much
Anywhere near or far, Charismas are in the house!

I’m headed to the top of a cliff away from prying eyes
This worthless piece of human garbage is in the house!
I can’t decide what angle I should jump from
The beauty of the frigid water makes me sigh in admiration

No, it’d probably be better to be engulfed by a black hole
It’d probably be better for the world since I wouldn’t leave even a speck of dust behind
Well, I’m off now
I know I’ll be heading to hell, so I won’t be seeing you again　
Please forget about me. Goodbye…

Charismas are in the house…
Charismas are in the house…

Forget about the curriculum
We’ll stand up to face any situation
Our adventurous spirits are fueled by our limitations
Having escaped their troubles, tonight, the Charismas make their return

Thanks for waiting! We’re back!
This is our beloved hangout
We hope you stick around a little longer
Any day now or then, Charismas are in the house!

待たせたね、参上！
あちこち　神出鬼没
はみ出し者でも許してね
どこにでも　カリスマ・イン・ダ・ハウス！

自主開催する性の自己表現展(ラブメイキングアートミュージアム)に
WSA 僕 イン・ダ・ハウス！
彫刻にうっとりしてる最中さ
言うなれば気高き曼陀羅華

息をするように艶めきを
撒き散らせば此処はもう性の名所
芸術たちからムラなく吸収して
悩殺フェロモン開花絶頂

待たせたね、参上！
あちこち　神出鬼没
はみ出し者でも許してね
どこにでも　カリスマ・イン・ダ・ハウス！

学び多き　消防訓練体験に
理解お兄さん　イン・ダ・ハウス！
一同整列！ 休め！ 気をつけ！
番号始め！ 1・2・3

如何なる場合も私のフィールドだ
隊員全員敬礼！
肘は肩と水平
Don’t resist 法令遵守
奴らも必ず見習わす
勇往邁進　磨励自彊　刮目せよ！

待たせたね、参上！
あちこち　神出鬼没
はみ出し者でも許してね
どこにでも　カリスマ・イン・ダ・ハウス！

タイムトラベルで辿り着いた場所
砂漠地帯に　僕 イン・ダ・ハウス！
目の前にはとてつもなく巨大なピラミッド…？
を手運びで作ってる？

あんな重たい岩を一人一人
手運びで積み上げてるなんて…
是非参加したいです！
不可解なくらいフッカフカに付加価値の付いた
深い負荷をふっかけて下さい！
生涯奴隷確定！！Yes！ルリホー！

待たせたね、参上！
あちこち　神出鬼没
はみ出し者でも許してね
どこにでも　カリスマ・イン・ダ・ハウス！

行き交う雑踏の中　ブレインダイブ
心象世界に　俺 イン・ダ・ハウス！
概念旅行で思考をハシゴ
人間は…何せ興味深い

私利私欲　溢れる脳内で
正邪が入り乱れる交差点
善と悪の判断一体どうなってる？
Mm… 次のターゲットはお前

待たせたね、参上！
あちこち　神出鬼没
はみ出し者でも許してね
どこにでも　カリスマ・イン・ダ・ハウス！

広大で果てしない無限宇宙に
美のパイオニア　テラくん イン・ダ・ハウス！
もはや超人の域を遥かに凌駕した
稀有で高貴なこの存在を

さあ、オモテナシして頂戴
照らして　幾千の星よ
この銀河でOn Stage
テラくんを観測して？

待たせたね、参上！
あちこち　神出鬼没
はみ出し者でも許してね
どこにでも　カリスマ・イン・ダ・ハウス！

今日は何の会合だか知らねぇが
やってきたぜ　俺様が　イン・ダ・ハウス！
は？馬鹿がお呼びじゃねえだと？
(ふん) 是が非でも行ってやるよ

おっと、謎の組織の集会に来ちまったようだ
あ？仲間になれだ！？ 答えは　断固 NOだ！
なら出ていけだ！？
わかった、じゃあここは俺が占拠してやるよ
かかってこい！フゥッ！

待たせたね、参上！
あちこち　神出鬼没
はみ出し者でも許してね
どこにでも　カリスマ・イン・ダ・ハウス！

人目のつかない崖の頂上へ
無価値人間　クソ吉　イン・ダ・ハウス！
どの角度で飛び降りようか悩むなぁ
溜め息が出るほど綺麗な寒水

いや、ブラックホールに飲み込まれた方が
地球の塵にならずに済んでこの世の為かぁ
じゃあ　逝ってきま～す
地獄行きなのでもう会うことはないと思いますが
どうか忘れてください　さよなら…

カリスマ・イン・ダ・ハウス…
カリスマ・イン・ダ・ハウス…

すっ飛ばした　カリキュラム
どんな状況にも立ち向かう
冒険心　煽られるカリギュラ
難を逃れ　今宵　舞い戻ったカリスマ

待たせたね、ただいま！
大好きな溜まり場
これからも　付き纏ってよ
いつの日も　カリスマ・イン・ダ・ハウス！