For now, let’s keep it casual
Let’s be honest about things we can’t normally say
How many times have I heard your same old exaggerated story?
There are so many things left to do and no time left

That reporting error was your fault, right?
You did it, right? It’d be so easy for you
Why not make a good example every once in a while?
Instead of trying to sneak in that Pokemon GO

Huh? Idiot Control? Are you alright in the head?
Man, your knowledge is lacking. Read a book already!
You have no desire to improve
While desperation is what really breeds success
You communicate important things via email…
Communication? Consultation? Complete blasphemy
Must be that “relaxed education” you got,
Or maybe what people mean when they say, “Ignorant”…

Yeah, yeah, here we go again with your lectures!
Let’s say I did have a relaxed education,
What should I say next? “It was so much better back then…”?
Whatever, right? Why don’t you learn how to use a computer already?
Yes, I email. I use it strategically
While your unnecessary phone calls only annoy people
First you yell at me, then you wanna have drunk communication?!
I just can’t get excited about that

You’d completely reject my drunk communication?
Companies are basically organizations, right?
In other words, they have a sense of unity
But I guess I can’t expect that from you
No matter what your superiors ask, you say, “No way!”
Your favorite catchphrases are, “But…”, and, “Even if…”
You make nothing but excuses when you’ve got no excuse
You should change the entire way you live your life

Change? Excuses? They’re my opinions!!
Never listening is more dangerous than making excuses
At the very least, you waste too much time
You can’t bring me down with these useless tasks
One thing I don’t dislike is alcohol,
But keep drinking like this and you’ll have no future
It’s almost every night now. I could almost cry
You call it an afterparty, but then you want to split the bill…!?

I don’t expect you to understand proper drinking behavior
Let alone the act of living for work
You say, “I didn’t know because you never told me”
Are you crazy, or just stupid?
You’re like a middle schooler who talks back = a child
Everyone’s calling you a salary thief
But no matter what they say, day after day, you never get any better
You spend your life waiting for instructions. Maybe you should just die already…

I won’t die!!
I don’t need vague instructions or guidance!
For all the nagging you do, you’re pretty soft
In the end, you always choke on the spot
How many times have I cleaned up after your mistakes?
You probably don’t know the way your supervisors cry over your stupidity
Everyone’s caught on to how you suck up to the CEO
Yes, yes, it’s 5pm. So go home already!!

Go home already? You must be messing with me
I’m really holding myself back with an underling like you
Someone gets mad and you start playing the victim
There it is again, your cringy behavior
If a CEO, dept. head, or superior is around, of course you bow!
That’s obvious, right? Companies are organizations
Now look at that, your work is piling up again
So shut up, you natural-born attention seeker

では今からここから無礼講
普段言えない事　素で言おう
何回目？その自慢話
やる事沢山　もう時間無いし

あの報告ミス　アンタだろ？
ヤッたんだろ？てか簡単だろ！
たまには見せてよお手本を
またコソコソやんなよポケモンGO

はぁ？ボケ？コント？トボけとんの？
ホント知識無さすぎだ読め本を
貴様に無い成長する気持ち
必死さこそ成功生む命
大事な案件メールで報告
連絡、相談、飛ばす冒涜
コレが「ゆとり」と言うヤツか？
巷で「疎い」と聞くカスか。。

はい、はい、出ましたお説教
お決まりの「ゆとりだから」で結構
次は「良かった、あの頃は…」か？
もういいから覚えろパソコンから
メールもしてます使い分け
無駄な電話に報告　ウザいだけ
怒鳴った続きは飲みニケーション！？
身になりません　そのノリにテンション

キッパリ拒絶飲みニケーション
会社すなわち組織でしょ？
つまりそこから生まれる一体感
なので一切無いお前に期待感
上司に何頼まれても「ヤダ」って
お前の口癖いつも「でも」や「だって」
言い訳ばかりで良いわけがない
生き方姿勢を君変えなさい

変える？言い訳？意見です！！
言い訳より聞き分けないの危険です
とにかく本当無駄ばかり
くだらない雑用でよく俺腐らない
ただただ酒は嫌いじゃない
ダラダラ飲んでも未来がない
ほぼ毎晩で　もう泣きたいです
何故二次会から割り勘って…！？

飲み会における立ち居振舞いも
仕事に活きることすら気付くまい
「言われてないから分からない」って
イカれてないかな馬鹿じゃない？
まるで口答えをする「中坊＝子供」
言われてるぜお前は「給料泥棒」
何度言われても日々無い進展
指示待ち人間　キリ無い死んで――

僕は死にません！！
曖昧な指示指導いりません！
いつもウダウダ言う割　フワフワ
結局最後は現場が喰らうわ
あんたのミス　何度後始末
知らねぇだろ　また担当　アホに泣く
社長に媚びてるの　相当バレてる
はいはい5時です。　とっとと帰れ！！

とっとと帰れ？最もナメてる
こんな部下に俺、余っぽど耐えてる
ちょっと怒られ被害妄想
また出たよどこまで痛い行動
社長、部長、上司が居たらお辞儀
当たり前だろ会社は組織
ホラまた仕事が溜まってら
黙ってな真性かまってちゃん