1.The phenomenon called internet angel
2.Is one postulated, organic alternating-current-lamp
3.Adorable rainbow illumination (Peace!)
4.(A complex of all transparent accounts)5.
6.This disgusting, icky-yucky shithole of a reality
7.Will all be wiped from your minds by the angel of charity, me!
8.Oh, but don’t tell any of the adults, okay?
9.Everything’s going to be all right, don’t be afraid now10.
11.Now log off all your social media and we’ll go see the ocean together
12.LET’S ALL QUIT THE INTERNET!13.
14.You pretend to understand, but you know nothing, do you?
15.Oh, what is sadness, really, now? What do you think loneliness is? Are you listening?
16.Can you all interact with me, but also get away from me? On it loops…
17.My favorite time of day is night, but it gets so cold by myself… Someone hold me please.18.
19.TBH I know I can be happy,
20.but I can’t stop pretending I’m not21.
22.I won’t let the haters get to me! I won’t suck up to my fanatics!
23.No matter how much work I put in,
24.I know I’m going straight to hell
25.Nah, I’m probably in one of the circles already
26.Likes are the best lawyer in hell
27.The hypocrite’s trap of the spider’s thread
28.But even as the pain takes over
29.I can’t tear myself away from the internet!
30.GO MAD!31.
32.Running through my body is ecstasy. Melting down my throat is Myslee
33.My screen illuminates the dark Bathing me in anxiety
34.Can someone come and kill me please Wait, no, I still don’t wanna die
35.Can the sun just never rise again?
36.I’m dying! Kill! Me! My head is gonna f*ckin explode!!!!!137.
38.Despite everything, I’ll wade through the chaos with all my nerds
39.We’ll bear witness to something that can only be found there
40.From that terrifying, disturbed internet
41.These poison radio waves fall like beautiful snow42.
43.I went and got a therapist
44.When I went to see them, they told me to “get off the internet”
45.But when I imagined never seeing any of you guys again, I felt so hurt
46.I don’t care what happens in the real world; I like it here.47.
48.I still remember the first day I started to gain followers
49.Knowing people saw me and cared about me felt so comfy
50.Oh, who cares about anything anymore. One, two!
51.The internet’s the f*ckin best!52.
53.I can feel the swell of ecstasy. Deliver me to sweet dreams, dear Myslee
54.I feel you at my fingertips; swimming through the cyberspace, my internet boy
55.The sorrow twirls and descends. As the internet game plays in the dark
56.I smile as I rest my head on you. Don’t ever forget your internet girl. Promise?57.
58.Internet slang chant
59.(OMG plz! fckn ded! bump thread! sure is summer here! kita━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!
60.anon! kys! nonnie! megalul! newfriend! go lurk more!
61.hey anon can we kiss! nice digits! topkek! THIS SO MUCH!62.
63.kms! ITT! pic unrelated! dropped pic!
64.i don’t speak moonrunes! get back in the basement!)
65.All the slang listed above will fly across the screen
66.love you love you love you love you67.
68.Through the blue light of the world’s monitors
69.It is my mission to heal the loneliness of all nerds
70.For I am the internet angel
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