1.It’s 2023, Year of the Rabbit
2.It only comes once every 12 years,
3.so there’s no way I’m going to miss this chance!4.
5.The time has come to initiate the Human Rabbitality Project!6.
7.Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
8.Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
9.Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
10.Human Rabbitality Project!11.
12.Firstly! Bread and rice shall be replaced by sugary pe-carrot
13.Secondly! Pekolish shall become the global pekommunication standard
14.Thirdly! Walking shall be pekoutlawed in favor of bunny hopping
15.Hmm… That one’s a bit much, so pekonly do it if you want to16.
17.Humanity’s been around for thousands of years
18.Evolved a bit too much and now it’s 20xx
19.The Earth is looking kinda beat too
20.Aren’t you people feeling sad down there?21.
22.I say it’s time to reject your humanity
23.And become rabbits, all of you
24.Don’t worry too much about it
25.Fly to the moon and turn those thoughts into cheese or something26.
27.Prepare yourselves, humans! Time for you to turn into rabbits!
28.Aaah ha ha ha!29.
30.Hop hop hop hop hophophop
31.Hop straight into the future!
32.No need to worry where you’ll land because I’m here for you33.
34.Hop hop hop hop hophophop
35.If you jump with all you got
36.You can breach the atmosphere in a cinch. Hi there, space people!37.
38.Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
39.Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
40.Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
41.Human Rabbitality Project!42.
43.Being human seems like a pain
44.Today’s news is as depressing as ever
45.Don’t you feel like becoming a rabbit by now?
46.“Being a Rabbit! We Love It!”47.
48.No more debt, no more taxes (Rabbit!)
49.Lower rent for everyone (Rabbit!)
50.Worldwide peace! (Rabbit!)
51.“Being a Rabbit! We Love It!”52.
53.Peko Peko Pekori
54.No need to let your head hang, you see
55.Look up and be proud of yourself
56.Laugh it all off and accept who you are57.
58.Peko Peko Pekora
59.Lalalalala, sing your heart out!
60.Everyone together now!61.
62.La lalala lala Pekora
63.La lalala lala Pekora
64.La lalala lala Pekora
65.La lalala lala Pekora!66.
67.Bunnies die when they get lonely
68.So let’s stick together
69.It’s a peko-romise!70.
71.Hop hop hop hop hophophop
72.Hop straight into the future!
73.No need to worry where you’ll land because I’m here for you74.
75.Hop hop hop hop hophophop
76.If you jump with all you got
77.You can warp space-time if you want. Hey there, people of the future!78.
79.Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
80.Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
81.Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, whoo whoo whoo!
82.Human Rabbitality Project!83.
84.Aaah ha ha ha!
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