1.Lately things hurt and my eyes are all dry
2.Head’s feeling mushy, always super tired
3.When I wake up, it’s already dark outside
4.Need to get healthy ‘cuz at this rate I’ll die!5.
6.Ya know this sounds like a chance!
7.You need to learn to relax.
8.Let’s take a moment to chill
9.And write ourselves a “health rap!”
10.You can give it a rest,
11.And I can live a bit longer…
12.Eating right and sleeping lots can make you way hella stronger!!13.
14.Me and health rap, is that some kind of joke?
15.I’m a reaper here, as I’m sure you know
16.But this lifestyle’s bad, that I can’t deny
17.I just don’t know what I’m s’posed to do, le sigh18.
19.Calliope-chan, listen!
20.It’s really not hard.
21.Maybe I’m not a pro,
22.But I know just how to start!
23.Here’s the advice I can give:
24.Make sure you eat and you sleep
25.These are the basics to live!
26.Break it down with Reaper and Sheep!27.
28.Whatev’s, we’ll just make sure we don’t forget our meals
29.Grab a bite when we’re feeling hungry
30.Go to bed even if we’re not yet feeling sleepy
31.When it turns night, turn the lights off, sweet dreams32.
33.Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
34.Don’t eat me, don’t eat me, I don’t want to die35.
36.Whatev’s, just make sure you don’t forget your meals
37.When it turns night, turn the lights off, sweet dreams
38.Peace!39.
40.Wait a second now, hold on just a bit
41.Aren’t we being straight up hypocrites?
42.Pretty sure we never even checked the time
43.Why are we streaming in the dead of the night?44.
45.You can wake up in the early morning, catch me live!
46.A sunny start to your day is what you need to survive.
47.So get “sheep-y,” not sleepy, you can watch from anywhere!
48.My streams are long and exciting, I better see you guys there!49.
50.Leaving that aside
51.Health will be sometimes
52.about your self-control being up to snuff
53.A balanced diet’s enough
54.to prevent your demise
55.And don’t forget to do a bit of exercise56.
57.But I don’t wanna go out!
58.I’d rather stay inside all day…
59.And guys, if mutton’s on the menu
60.Can you please stay away? ♡
61.I don’t wanna die, Calli!
62.I just wanted to play
63.With you and all the Watamates
64.So, guitar solo “OK??”65.
66.This won’t end with everyone living healthily ever after
67.People will grow old and go straight to the hereafter
68.That’d be terrible, someone make it stop
69.I’m a reaper, remember – I’d be out of a job!70.
71.But that’s exactly what’cha want!
72.You can take a vacation.
73.It’s a win-win for everyone, so just have patience.
74.We can live a long time!
75.You can rest all you can.
76.That is the perfect way for us to just increase our life-spans!!77.
78.Whatev’s, we’ll just make sure we don’t forget our meals
79.Grab a bite when we’re feeling hungry
80.Go to bed even if we’re not yet feeling sleepy
81.When it turns night, turn the lights off, sweet dreams82.
83.Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
84.Don’t eat me, don’t eat me, I don’t want to die85.
86.Whatev’s, just make sure you don’t forget your meals
87.When it turns night, turn the lights off, sweet dreams
88.Peace!89.
90.Eat or die
91.Sleep or die
92.Eat or die
93.Sleep or die94.
95.It’s about time we went to bed, Watame-senpai.96.
97.Whaaat? But I was just gonna start streaming
98.Grab me that bag of chips, will ya?99.
100.You should listen to this song again, Watame-senpai
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