saikin karada achikochi itai
Sono ue chou nemutakute tsurai
Me ga sametara soto wa mou kurai
Konna no muri kenkou de itai

Ya know this sounds likea chance!
You need to learn to relax.
Let’s takea moment to chill
And write ourselves a “health rap!”
You can give it a rest,
And I can livea bit longer…
Eating right and sleeping lots can make you way hella stronger!!

kenkou rappu nante niawanai
Datte shinigami da yo… tte nigawarai
Demo riaru na tsurasa ni wa kanawanai
Sonna konna de kekkyoku karamawari

Calliope-chan, listen!
It’s really not hard.
Maybe I’m not a pro,
But I know just how to start!
Here’s the advice I can give:
Make sure you eat and you sleep
These are the basics to live!
Break it down with Reaper and Sheep!

maa nan to ka naru kara meshi kuou
Hara ga hettara meshi kuou
Mou nemutaku nattara soku neyou
Nemukunakutemo yoru neyou

Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
Don’t eat me, don’t eat me, I don’t want to die

maa nan to ka naru kara meshi kuou
Nemukunakutemo yoru neyou
Peace!

chotto matte yoku kangaete
Watashi tachi tte mujun darake ne
Datte nande haishin shiteru no
Konna jikan ni natten no?

You can wake up in the early morning, cacch me live!
A sunny start to your day is what you need to survive.
So get”sheep-y,”not sleepy, you can wacch from anywhere!
My streams are long and exciting, I better see you guys there!

maa sore wa oitoite
Kenkou wa tokitoshite
Jiseishin ga aru ka nai ka daiji ni naru yo ne
Baransu no ii shokuji
Sore dake de shouri
Ato wa choppiri no undou ga yakuyoke

But I don’t wanna go out!
I’d rather stay inside all day…
And guys, if mutton’s on the menu
Can you please stay away? ♡
I don’t wanna die, Calli!
I just wanted to play
With you and all the Watamates
So, guitar solo “OK??”

“kore de minna kenkou, medetashi.” ni wa naranaitte
Mukau saki wa tengoku tenju mattou shichatte
Damedame watashi wa shinigami sama
Yaru koto nai kara shitsugyou jan

But that’s exactly what’cha want!
You can takea vacation.
It’s a win-win for everyone, so just have patience.
We can livea long time!
You can rest all you can.
That is the perfect way for us to just increase our life-spans!!

maa nan to ka naru kara meshi kuou
Hara ga hettara meshi kuou
Mou nemutaku nattara soku neyou
Nemukunakutemo yoru neyou

Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
Don’t eat me, don’t eat me, I don’t want to die

maa nan to ka naru kara meshi kuou
Nemukunakutemo yoru neyou
Peace!

Eat or die
Sleep or die
Eat or die
Sleep or die

Watame senpai, sorosoro neru jikan desu yo

e~, ima kara haishin da yo
Chotto soko no potechi totte!

You should listen to this song again, Watame senpai

最近カラダ あちこち痛い
その上超眠たくてツラい
目が覚めたら外はもう暗い
こんなの無理 健康でいたい

Ya know this sounds like a chance!
You need to learn to relax.
Let’s take a moment to chill
And write ourselves a “health rap!”
You can give it a rest,
And I can live a bit longer…
Eating right and sleeping lots can make you way hella stronger!!

健康ラップなんて似合わない
だって死神だよ・・・って苦笑い
でもリアルなツラさには敵わない
そんなこんなで結局空回り

Calliope-chan, listen!
It’s really not hard.
Maybe I’m not a pro,
But I know just how to start!
Here’s the advice I can give:
Make sure you eat and you sleep
These are the basics to live!
Break it down with Reaper and Sheep!

まあなんとかなるからメシ食おう
腹が減ったらメシ食おう
もう眠たくなったら即寝よう
眠くなくても夜寝よう

Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
Don’t eat me, don’t eat me, I don’t want to die

まあなんとかなるからメシ食おう
眠くなくても夜寝よう
Peace!

ちょっと待ってよく考えて
私たちって矛盾だらけね
だってなんで配信してるの
こんな時間になってんの?

You can wake up in the early morning, catch me live!
A sunny start to your day is what you need to survive.
So get “sheep-y,” not sleepy, you can watch from anywhere!
My streams are long and exciting, I better see you guys there!

まあそれは置いといて
健康は時として
自制心があるかないか大事になるよね
バランスのいい食事
それだけで勝利
あとはちょっぴりの運動が厄除け

But I don’t wanna go out!
I’d rather stay inside all day…
And guys, if mutton’s on the menu
Can you please stay away? ♡
I don’t wanna die, Calli!
I just wanted to play
With you and all the Watamates
So, guitar solo “OK??”

「これでみんな健康、めでたし。」にはならないって
向かう先は天国 天寿全うしちゃって
ダメダメ私は死神様
やることないから失業じゃん

But that’s exactly what’cha want!
You can take a vacation.
It’s a win-win for everyone, so just have patience.
We can live a long time!
You can rest all you can.
That is the perfect way for us to just increase our life-spans!!

まあなんとかなるからメシ食おう
腹が減ったらメシ食おう
もう眠たくなったら即寝よう
眠くなくても夜寝よう

Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
Don’t eat me, don’t eat me, I don’t want to die

まあなんとかなるからメシ食おう
眠くなくても夜寝よう
Peace!

Eat or die
Sleep or die
Eat or die
Sleep or die

わため先輩、そろそろ寝る時間ですよ

え~、いまから配信だよ
ちょっとそこのポテチ取って！

You should listen to this song again, Watame senpai