Safe, handy, and on top of that, an android!
I’m the perfect backup for the working woman.
With my eternal life that comes standard-equipped,
From now on there’s no need to worry about your partner growing old.

You stand by the window, gazing at something unseen.
I’m currently updating my record of the times you’ve sighed.
It looks like quite the severe job.
I create the future with the programs in my mind.

There’s breaking news with a picture of the professor–
It says he took home some famous award.

With a handsome face, and on top of that, an android!
I’ll take perfect care of heartbroken girls, too.
With my honest heart that comes standard-equipped,
From now on there’s no need to worry about your partner cheating on you.

You dive into the bath, talking to someone from times gone by.
You’re currently telecommunicating with memories that make you cry.
As I thought, a woman’s heart is quite severe. Make a mistake in your choice of words,
And the future falls apart.

There’s breaking news with the names of my companions–
It says that they were caught.

You and I embraced one another.
“Even a pseudo-human is fine, right?”
You were colder than I was.
“It’s like you’re artificial.”