ハロー、マッスル
君はもうばっちり筋肉育てたかい?
たっぷり追い込んだ君もまだまだのキミも
筋肉の歓びに貴賤はない!
一緒に筋肉を分かち合おう
まずは筋肉の名前の確認からいってみよう!


マッチョアネーム?
イッツマイ三角筋
マッチョアネーム?
イッツマイ僧帽筋
マッチョアネーム?
イッツマイ上腕筋
マッチョアネーム?
イッツマイ大胸筋、OK


引き締まったその上半身で!
“ダブルバイセップス”
天使が翼を広げたみたいに!
“バックラットスプレッド”
魅せて!完璧なそのプロポーション!
YES“サイドチェスト”


ところで君のおなかの筋肉
いったい何個に割れてんだい?


1-2-3-4-5-6PACK-YES!
ほら、君の腹直筋も喜んでいるだろう?


マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
おいでよ、マッチョアネーム?
(もう1セット、いきましょう!)
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
おいでよ、マッチョアネーム?


マッチョアネーム?
イッツマイ広背筋
マッチョアネーム?
イッツマイ大臀筋
マッチョアネーム?
イッツマイ大腿筋
マッチョアネーム?
イッツマイ腹斜筋、OK


まさしく筋肉の見返り美人!
“サイドトライセップス”
真夏のプールに筋肉咲かせて!
“アブドミナルアンドサイ”
今こそ努力が花開くとき!
“モストマスキュラー”


もう一度あなたのおなかの筋肉
一緒に数えていいですか!?


1-2-3-4-5-6PACK-YES!
うーん、筋肉が…こう……最高だ!


マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
おいでよ、マッチョアネーム?
(もう1セット、いけるでしょ?)
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
おいでよ、マッチョアネーム?


OK、マッスル!
ここまでついてこられたなら大したものだ!
……しかし、本当の筋肉の世界はここからはじまる!
さぁ、勢いをあげて筋肉の名前の、復習だ!


Here we go!モノ・バイ・トライセップス!


(三角筋!大胸筋!)
肩と胸の筋肉だ!
(僧帽筋!広背筋!)
背中を支える筋肉だ!
(上腕二頭・三頭筋!)
二の腕にある筋肉だ!
(腹斜筋そして腹直筋!)
お腹の周りの筋肉さ!
(臀筋群!前腕筋群!)
おしりと前腕の筋肉たち!
(大腿筋!ハムストリングス!)
ふともも筋肉だ!
(下腿三頭筋!)
ふくらはぎにある筋肉そして
わすれちゃいけないインナーマッスル!


アンビリーバブル!
これで君はもう立派な筋肉マスターだ!
そこまで絞るには眠れない夜もあっただろう…
…さぁ高らかに君のお腹の筋肉の数を数えてくれ!


1-2-3-4-5-6PACK-YES!
…耳を澄ませて、筋肉が織りなす歓びの歌に!


マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
おいでよ、マッチョアネーム?
(もう1セット、いきましょう!)
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
マッスルマッスル筋肉はマッスル
おいでよ、マッチョアネーム?


1-2-3-4-5-6PACK-YES!
「トレーニング後は30分以内に、タンパク質だ!」


『街雄鳴造(石川界人)マッチョアネーム?』収録の『お願いマッスル/マッチョアネーム?』ジャケット
歌手: 街雄鳴造(石川界人)
関連作: ダンベル何キロ持てる?
発売日: 2019.07.24
作詞: サイドチェスト烏屋
作曲: サイドチェスト烏屋・シックスパック篠崎
ステータス: 公式 フル

haroo, massuru
kimi wa mou bacchiri kinniku sodateta kai?
tappuri oikonda kimi mo madamada no kimi mo
kinniku no yorokobi ni kisen wa nai!
issho ni kinniku wo wakachiaou
mazu wa kinniku no namae no kakunin kara itte miyou!


maccho a neemu?
ittsu mai sankakukin
maccho a neemu?
ittsu mai souboukin
maccho a neemu?
ittsu mai jouwankin
maccho a neemu?
ittsu mai daikyoukin, OK


hikishimatta sono jouhanshin de!
“daburu baiseppusu”
tenshi ga tsubasa wo hirogeta mitai ni!
“bakku ratto supureddo”
misete! kanpeki na sono puropooshon!
YES “saido chesuto”


tokoro de kimi no onaka no kinniku
ittai nanko ni wareten dai?


1-2-3-4-5-6PACK-YES!
hora, kimi no fukuchokukin mo yorokondeiru darou?


massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
oide yo, maccho a neemu?
(mou issetto, ikimashou!)
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
oide yo, maccho a neemu?


maccho a neemu?
ittsu mai kouhaikin
maccho a neemu?
ittsu mai daidenkin
maccho a neemu?
ittsu mai daitaikin
maccho a neemu?
ittsu mai fukushakin, OK


masashiku kinniku no mikaeri bijin!
“saido toraiseppusu”
manatsu no puuru ni kinniku sakasete!
“abudominaru ando sai”
ima koso doryoku ga hana hiraku toki!
“mosuto masukyuraa”


mou ichido anata no onaka no kinniku
issho ni kazoete ii desu ka!?


1-2-3-4-5-6PACK-YES!
uun, kinniku ga…kou……saikou da!


massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
oide yo, maccho a neemu?
(mou issetto, ikeru desho?)
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
oide yo, maccho a neemu?


OK, massuru!
koko made tsuite korareta nara taishita mono da!
……shikashi, hontou no kinniku no sekai wa koko kara hajimaru!
saa, ikioi wo agete kinniku no namae no, fukushuu da!


Here we go! mono bai toraiseppusu!


(sankakukin! daikyoukin!)
kata to mune no kinniku da!
(souboukin! kouhaikin!)
senaka wo sasaeru kinniku da!
(jouwan nitou santoukin!)
ni no ude ni aru kinniku da!
(fukushakin soshite fukuchokukin!)
onaka no mawari no kinniku sa!
(den kingun! zenwan kingun!)
oshiri to zenwan no kinnikutachi!
(daitaikin! hamusutoringusu!)
futomomo kinniku da!
(katai santoukin!)
fukurahagi ni aru kinniku soshite
wasurecha ikenai innaa massuru!


anbiriibaburu!
kore de kimi wa mou rippa na kinniku masutaa da!
soko made shiboru ni wa nemurenai yoru mo atta darou…
…saa takaraka ni kimi no onaka no kinniku no kazu wo kazoete kure!


1-2-3-4-5-6PACK-YES!
…mimi wo sumasete, kinniku ga orinasu yorokobi no uta ni!


massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
oide yo, maccho a neemu?
(mou issetto, ikimashou!)
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
massuru massuru kinniku wa massuru
oide yo, maccho a neemu?


1-2-3-4-5-6PACK-YES!
“toreeningugo wa sanjuppun inai ni, tanpakushitsu da!”


Artist: Naruzou Machio (Kaito Ishikawa)
Tie-in: Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru?
Release: 2019.07.24
Did we help?: Help support us here!
Have A Request?: Commission us here!
Status: Official Full

Hello, Muscle!
Have you been doing plenty of muscle training?
No matter if you’re deep down the path, or you’re just getting started
There’s no ranking to be assigned the delight of muscles!
Let’s learn about muscles together,
Starting with reciting the names of the muscles!


Macho a name?
It’s my deltoid
Macho a name?
It’s my trapezius
Macho a name?
It’s my brachialis
Macho a name?
It’s my pectoralis major, OK


Now flex your toned upper body!
“Double biceps”
Like an angel spreading its wings!
“Back lat spread”
Enchant me with your perfect proportions!
YES “Side chest”


By the way,
Just how many packs are your stomach muscles split into?


1-2-3-4-5-6PACK-YES!
See? Your rectus abdominus is enjoying it too, right?


Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Come on over, macho a name?
(Just one more set, let’s go!)
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Come on over, macho a name?


Macho a name?
It’s my latissimus dorsi
Macho a name?
It’s my gluteus maximus
Macho a name?
It’s my femoris
Macho a name?
It’s my abdominal oblique, OK


You’re a true muscular beauty!
“Side triceps”
Let your muscles bloom in the midsummer pool!
“Abdominal and thighs”
Now is the time for your efforts to blossom!
“Most muscular”


Do you mind if we count the muscles of your stomach
Just one more time, together!?


1-2-3-4-5-6PACK-YES!
Ooh, now these are muscles… superb!


Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Come on over, macho a name?
(You can make it through one more set, right?)
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Come on over, macho a name?


OK, Muscle!
If you’ve managed to follow along this far, you’re really something!
…… but this is where the true world of muscles begins!
Let’s kick it up a notch, it’s time to review those muscles!


Here we go! Made by Triceps!


(Deltoid! Pectoralis major!)
Muscles of the shoulders and chest!
(Trapezius! Latissimus dorsi!)
Muscles that support the back!
(Biceps / triceps!)
Muscles in your upper arm!
(Abdominal oblique and rectus abdominus!)
Muscles in the abdominal area!
(Gluteal muscles! Brachial muscles!)
Muscles of the butt and forearm!
(Femoris! Hamstrings!)
Thigh muscles!
(Triceps surae!)
The muscles of the calf,
And you mustn’t forget the inner muscles!


Unbelievable!
At this point, you’re already a proper muscle master!
You’ve surely had many sleepless nights in order to get this tight…
… Now, count your stomach muscles for me, loud and clear!


1-2-3-4-5-6PACK-YES!
… Listen closely to the rapturous song your muscles weave!


Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Come on over, macho a name?
(Just one more set, let’s go!)
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Muscles, muscles, “kinniku” are muscles!
Come on over, macho a name?


1-2-3-4-5-6PACK-YES!
“Be sure to get your protein within 30 minutes of training!”


Lyrical Nonsense, Patreon, Support, Donate
Translated by:
Thaerin
Follow me!

Thaerin

Japanese music enthusiast, lyrical translator, and #1 SEKIZAI fan!

Donate a coffee to keep me going!
(/・ω・)/ ☕彡 ヽ(^。^)ノ
Thaerin
Follow me!

Latest posts by Thaerin

    街雄鳴造(石川界人)『マッチョアネーム?』の MV / PV

    LNをフォローしよう!
    Follow us!

    関連歌詞
    Related Lyrics

    文字サイズ
    位置
    テーマ
    Font Size
    Align
    Theme
    LYRICAL NONSENSE