Ding dong
Blanket ghosts filled their baskets
As I sneaked out on my tippy toes
Roaming the back roads
With your neighbour’s jerky in between my teeth
I skipped across the street
Thinking about the feast featuring my new treat
A light shined on me

OUT OF HIS BODY HIS NINTH LIFE FLEW OUT
HURRIED HOME TO HIS HUMANS
Hooman, can’t you hear my meows?
I’ll scratch up your couch
Attend to me now
You can even smell my paws
HE BECAME A GATO GHOST ON HALLOWEEN
Tu tuna na natto to toy oy oy? oy oyster sauce
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Tiger the American Short brought me Greenies
Felix the Rex got me Wellness Core
Kibbles I purrfer
Sherlock the Ragdoll has canned food for struvite
Thanks, my bladder’s fine
A HEALTHY FELINE
Here comes Kinako the Scottish Fold
With her imported Churu paste
What an exotic taste
THE STUFF WE ALL CRAVE
Yet I still get excited
When my hooman buys that good old Kirkland brand
Everyday, refills my bowl left on the patio
Since that night years ago

UPON THE CLOUDS, THE MOON, HE MEWS
ANNOUNCING TO HIS HUMANS
Tonight I’ll poo in your garden
And bring you dead rodents
Knock off your philodendrons
Come pet me in heaven
HE’S THE PHANTOMCAT OF MEOWLOWEEN
Tu tuna na natto to toy oy oy? oy oyster sauce
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